Nor had Squidward expected to feel more pain. "Huh?" + "Are we dead?" he heard next to him. Featured: Human SpongeBob Sangled 6 Deviations Featured: Danger is My Middle Name AnvilCrazy 6 Deviations Featured: Spongebob Humanization! "Stalling? I'm not stalling anything. A bullet shot through the window, Y/n rolling on the floor to dodge it. Bob grasped onto her hand, trying to pull her back. "Eugene Krabs. He stood up, trying to walk around. And it is time for you to die. Bob pointed at the figures around them. Gliding in the incorrect lane, David swerved before he could collide with a car, the other car going off the road. #mrkrabs ", Mindy looked down, contemplating, then back up at him, still pretending not to know. Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, The Yellow Avenger 2: The Square Knight Returns. It is quite literally the greatest story ever put to paper. #sandycheeks She went to glance at Bob, but realized he was gone. Reader) 4 pages August 15, 2017 Samantha. So, the only logical thing to do was ask the customers. Bob looked at him to tell him to knock it off and Y/n, doing the same, shot him a glare. SpongeBob Fanon For Kids Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Bob's eyes flew open, instantly seeing concerned e/c ones over him. They all play until Sandy comes, and thats when Jervis and Sandy dance with each other. Sitting in a small chair he had brought with a bucket of popcorn and a drink, Plankton cheered, "This is the best seat in the house. Will you butt out?! Yes, this story is intentionally cringy solely for your entertainment. ", Y/n looked around her, seeing that they were in a perfect cube of it. "Did ya miss me?". Squidward shrieked out the portho A new guardian? They decided against protection and were checking to see if Sandy was pregnant, they cuddled on the couch while they awaited the results of the pregnancy test. Please consider turning it on! Reynol. "What did you clog the toilet with this time?" "Y/n!" Spongebob desperately tries to find a partner for the bikini bottom luau- The people he was going to ask have suddenly pulled out and have issues that stop them from attending. "I think we're next," Bob said, hugging onto her tighter. Reader) (Name) (last name) had the perfect life a normal 18 year old should have. Squidward had a one night stand with SpongeBob, but what happens when their feelings towards each other grow. #spongebob NR | 08.04.2022. I'm too pretty to die!" You're doing it right now. Was there any hope left? It should say 'The Day That Krabs Fries'! " "Unidentified object off the hindquarters.". In Slow Motion 1 - SpongeBob happily jumps across Jellyfish Fields in the nude, Sandy and SpongeBob play in the water. (i am sorry to the creators of spongebob, consumers of spongebob, whoever is going to read this, my parents, and god. When? Refrain from posting Conversation in the Main Page though; that goes in the discussion page. What will happen? As they slowly stood, Bob sighed, "Well, we lost our car again.". It would make even the great JRR Tolkien shiver with excitement. S2 E3 - The Sweetheart Swindler Con A lifelong bachelor falls for a woman more than half his age and falls prey to a con artist who gains access to a majority. "I need 42 Junior Krabby meals, please." "Pffff," Squidward scoffed as he tossed his hat aside. And they will get hurt. please note that i do not write stuff like this anymor A SpongeBob SquarePants x gender neutral reader Musicals X Readers [SLOW UPDATES] Here's a way down." Synopsis: Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Years of working for the Krusty Krab are finally going to pay off. Plankton's Eye View by Monica Gilbey-Bieb- er, Jimmy. I was terrified of him, especially after those heart breaking, painful memories. ", Innocently, she asked, "Stalling? "C'mon, N/n, ya gotta think positive! Squidward really hadn't expected for Gary to be so angry as to bite him. S2 E2 - The Hollywood Mogul Con A young actor unleashes a Ponzi scheme on the film industry. #goofygoober We're closed now." "Barnacles we're closed!" The young whale is angry at her dad, and when a boy proposes to After you were fired by mr. Slabs, you found yourself working for his rival, Charleston in the Crumb Basket. Spongebob's relaxing days flipping krabby patties are over. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "Hey, guys, look. "No," Y/n decided, narrowing her eyebrows and stepping up to Dennis. "Hazardous," Patrick added, seeing a fire down below. Years of working for the Krusty Krab are finally going to pay off. ", "Except give Bob, Patrick, and Y/n a little more ti -" He stopped when he realized what he was about to say, spluttering over his words. " Sex on the Net - The beachgoers are amused with Sandy and SpongeBob in the Water Sex in L.A. - Megan comes up a balances a beach ball on her nose AKA Spongebob likes Squidward, and Squidward is too wrapped up in imagining them as sworn enemies to notice. The Krusty Krab Night 3 pages December 23, 2018 okey SpongeBob, Sandy, and Something in Between. The others being. Neptune stepped into the doors of the Krusty Krab, looking down at the frozen middle-aged man. "March fourteenth." SpongeBob x Reader. ", Mindy popped up and reminded her father, "You can give Bob, Patrick, and Y/n a little more time. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". -kikikittypewdscat x. Spongebob x Squidward but I try really hard Getting closer, a man jumped through the window, wrecking his bike in the process. + Bob, Patrick, and Y/n sat in front of the drop, mouths agape. (i know this is so serious this was supposed to be satirical tbh). Without Spongebob, the whole town of Bikini Bottom turned into one big mess, and Squidward was the biggest mess of all. After the story of how they graduated and went into seperate ways, the friends play tag. Another bullet fired and lodged itself into the back tire, the control of the car being taken from Y/n. Attempted Seduction. Y/n cried, struggling against her own rope. Squidward x spongebob fanfic (fluff) This is a tale of a love story between two sea critters in love.~. What can Squidward do with all those tentacles? Bob's eyes flew open, instantly seeing concerned e/c ones over him. When squidward's has a deep crush on spongebob he acts on it andread to find out what happens. "Are we dead?" This is the story of how Alphys made a bad first impression. Years of working for the Krusty Krab are finally going to pay off. Book 18 " I'm ready! 7 parts Ongoing WARNINGS: excessive swearing, abuse, drugs, substance abuse This story has very, and I mean very ve. Spongebob and Sandy: The human Couple Book 2 Chaper 1 It was the day after the night Spongebob and Sandy had had intense sex on the couch in Spongebob's living room. But Bob tried to bring them up. As Bob looked at it with dread, Patrick shrugged, figuring, "Well. A frazzled mother fish approached Squidward. Hurt a lot. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. EROTIC SEX OF SQUID/OCTOPUS BABY MAKING. The friends then play. A heart melting story about Squidward Testicles catching love for his coworker Spongeboob Fap-Pants. Get your damn hands off of me, I'm a woman!" If we run now, we'll never sto -", WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?! Fanfiction Fantasy Romance. He had no more other thoughts other than to eat the snail version of Patrick. You can also add to the current recommendations if you want. They grabbed onto each other, whimpering quietly until the door creaked open, showing the singular glowing eye, which is when they started freaking out again, running around and slamming into the glass, the cyclops laughing like a maniac. Squidward and SpongeBob have been coworkers for very long. #spongebobsquarepants "Mindy! Many months pass by and it becomes obvious that Squidward has no intention of finding new employment, instead becoming completely dependent on SpongeBob and turning him into a manservant of sorts. Bob held info Y/n, whimpering in panic. Have some ice cream!" Here is a female version of my human version of one of the best cartoon characters, SpongeBob SquarePants! Like his own hero and mentor, Mermaid Man. Tom Tucker: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker for Bikini Bottom News, and tonight, our top story is called "A Seal and Nudist Sponge" (title appears on screen) SpongeBob betted Sandy a few days ago that he would go a day without clothes while Sandy goes around Bikini Bottom with just her bikini on, which apparently makes it a good deal so I guess that's legal. We're not gonna get the crown standing here. This is like, a, draw my life for Spongebob, tells about Spongebob's childhood, which, is kinda sad, i guess. And he doesn't care how he gets his way and who's going to feel it - not Plankton, not Plankton's family, not even Squidward. "SPONGEBOB GET YOUR STUPID BOTTOM FEEDER SNAIL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Spongebob and Squidward 6 parts Ongoing In other news, Megan, the new seal in Bikini Bottom has been hired by the mayor to be doing the ball drop on New Year's Eve and wants SpongeBob to supervise her. Energetic and the hardest working employee around, Bob is now fully ready to take on the manager position at the Krusty Krab 2. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!" A Childish Love (SpongeBob X Shy Female! Dennis asked menacingly, removing his damaged glasses, having corned the three in the back of the bus. One day, she was getting her mom a gift when the craziest thing happened. the old woman yelled, firing another bullet at them. SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon) Mature Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Gen, M/M Complete Work 09 Jan 2023 Graphic Depictions Of Violence Major Character Death SpongeBob SquarePants/Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward Tentacles Gary the Snail (SpongeBob) Will he be rejected or will Spongebob return his feelings? #sea Fortunately A large demographic of cartoon lovers began to come up with their own theories of how their favorite shows began, and their secret meanings. 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