I did not master the sword by ignoring my elders! (Smiles at audience. I mean just because its my first major audition doesnt mean I should worry. What, those are already getting outdated? Who would even buy such a stupid thing? at the back. By: Evelin Rienzo, Age 13, Florida USA Description: A teen explains why they are a thief. This inherent gloom manifested in ugly ways in my life. (LogOut/ You know, I though falling to your death would be scary, but it was somehow soothing knowing it was all over and I was about to die. I could never. I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. Well, you better hurry up with that, youve only got a few years left before you turn practically into prune, and then no good man will want you. You tell me. I ate 700 calories worth of pancakes. Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. I can hardly believe it. Gives you comfort, doesnt it? Im not asking you to forget about Lila, because thats not possible. Its hard for me, you know? But, like most children, I eventually learned from my parents how to be kind and loving. Second Place Winner! Were going with Aladdin rubbing a magic lamp to summon you instead, says Bob. Which button do I press? Its why I love to go out on the roof. 7. I really thought I was dead but then I discovered my long-lost uncle! Crocs. Because, there is no one. Thats why you shouldnt be scared Anna, youll love Middle School, I promise. This pandemic is crazy! Their bottoms are made out of springs I might have gotten a little heated. I dont care if you like her. So, thats why Im late. Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood. No, no mom and dad know I wont be out for a minute. Mom, Santa came! Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. There he is! Its not fair. I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. If anyone wants one, now is a good time to order one. In 5th grade, Mr. Fartherman ruined it for me. I mean, who wants to sit inside and do nothing, am I right? My favorite place was Santas workshop. No more depression. Enough to provide drinking water to cities and villages for a year! I grabbed my surfboard and broke into a sprint across the beach; I could feel the ocean spray before I reached the water. (pause) Okay. Ill say it. Theres no way to get them off there. So thats how I got into that group. Well, what theyre saying about me is fake news. Third Place Winner! Look, I need to talk to you before I go. Im taller than you, little hobbit. Shut Up Colin! Im going to go home to a two-bedroom house and pray to God we have enough to pay for the electric bill. You see, my evil stepmother sent out her huntsman to try to try to kill me. [Pooh] Oh yes, that reminds me, happy Windsday Owl! Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff You shall live with me! Everyone called him Sticky Ricky. If it wasnt for that stupid roadrunner trap that the old man had Id be in Brazil by now instead of here talking to you idiots. Actor should play the song listening for the misinterpreted phrase and actually sing it during the monologue. I was getting better. But if some white mans store gets robbed, they will do everything they can to help. By the way, it is hard to turn with a tail this long. Yeah, this is my new iPhone 6. (Pause.) Seven days of playing with whatever I wanted and eating cookies and milk for every mealnow thats a vacation! Eeyore's Monologue - madelyn quigley madelyn quigley Eeyore's Monologue Dec 4, 2022 My family lovingly nicknamed me Eeyore by the time I was 4. I dont regret my choices. Oh yes, I remember her. We will too. "Winnie-the-Pooh and a Day for Eeyore" was released six years later, in 1983. And accept that shes gone, and that shes not coming back. Its time to go to bed. By: Jeremiah Young, Age 16, Kansas, USA Description: A student struggles with their life Genre: Dramatic. Well, if you cant see me now, you will see me rise and protest against the injustices of the people! I still have all the gifts you gave me, the fluff ball, the coloring page, the paintings, and that terrible ceramic dog that sort of resembles mine. Just once, I want to be a good comparison. Well, because my mother told me that itll make me sound smart! (pacing, pacing) Let me know when you can hear me. Shed been yelling at me almost every day for the littlest things too. It came from out of nowhere like I dont even know how the monkey got where I was so it could poop on my head specifically. Can you hear me now? Why cant I go into stores without being stalked as if I was going to steal something? [Owl] It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the a right. How I can fix it before everyone around me notices how hard I am to be around. If I was confident I could just stand on that stage and nail it, but Im not. Mom never liked that. That was stupid, but I have one better than that. By: Sophie W., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 11 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. You gotta send help or itll break through the glass! Yes, sorry George, yesterday my boss Samantha ran at me with a shrimp cocktail the size of a Clydesdale. There were women screaming for their children. And thats a lot of work on my part. Why do I have to suffer through this? I shot him twice in the head. And how is everyone else still working on this test? I saw her hand the salesman a small piece of paper with no words. And, Im Hispanic, so I dont know what quiet is! How did I go from being a happy rabbit living a life of freedom, to being chained up and tortured? Or her disco ball hair, hands or songs. I really am innocent. (The lights come back on!) Bullying has been my life at school and even on the internet. Its so worth it. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. Someone is bound to realize that Lizzie and Eliza arent clever nicknames that my family made for me, but names I forced them to call me so that I could be just like my favorite character. I was pushing myself again thanks to the actors studio and UCLA. On this warm summer evening. They taught me by their example. Mom and dad say Ill be happy when he is born, just like I was with my little sisters, but I highly doubt it. I dont. By: Matilda T., West Gosford, NSW, Australia, Age 8 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: The Goddess Persephone tells of her life with her beloved Hades in the underworld. I pledge allegiance to the flag of thewait a minute. It's my birthday-the happiest day of the year. The last thing I saw was stars. I was lucky. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. (Tearing up. Oh, no, I dont have any plans tomorrow. Narrator: Yes, Pooh, and that was the beginning of a game called Pooh-sticks. Oh, they always left with one of usbut never me. I heard you from the waiting room. They read as though Eeyore had one chance to get the rhymes right and sometimes it worked while other times, such as at the end of the poem, it didnt. No, I imagine that birds are brave. Wait! Ill scoop out my own sorta life. I believe that Ive made my case clear. Im terrified, in fact Im petrified. Well, I appreciate you listening to me, Mrs. G. I really want to make sure this year is different. Eeyore has said some really lovely quotes that are heartwarming and can make one think. Christopher Robin : [ stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall ] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump! I mean, what the falalala was he thinking? P-P-Piglet. Just not on my stuff. In middle school I got trickier. All they do is argue. Dont talk to us like we are! Im legit doing more work in the Spanish class that Im just taking for extra credit than the class I want to focus my whole life on. I guess I might as well tell you that thats when cheating began. You did what? I got 2 years just for stepping on that flowerpot. Like it was all happening so slow, but all too fast at the same time. But just to fill the time, I guess Ill go ahead and tell you another reason why Im eligible. Another one? Uh, uh how about lunch? This really cute guy is the stage manager and he asked me out this Friday night. People come to you when they need answers right? This is quite a funny way to write a poem. (Tosses back wallet.) Trust me, Im doing you a solid here. Not loud at first, but then there was a slam against the wall and there was silence for a moment. Listen to me, we have never, ever had an opportunity like this before. I have to get Luke from daycare. (Beat) Ohyoure that guy. I also took up a part time job to help pay for rent and food. Every time I want to go outside, I think about how the outside world is scary. Fair enough I say, puffing out my chest, I can work out This was when I found out they didnt want me to appear as myself in the film. Oh I hope nobody answers. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. Wishing for those times when you came over and we became like sisters. We are being held as if we were lab rats. Rabbit: When you bounced Eeyore into the river! Ohhh. I dont remember him much, but I can see it in his eyes when I look at pictures of him. Fourth Place Winner! The only thing I want to have before I leave this world is the knowledge that I got my revenge on Athena, the goddess who made me like this. We need you in the fifth-grade classroom. Because yes, the night holds good possibilities. I dont care if you dont like it here, suck it up and deal with it. Trust me on this one. I was thinking by the side of the river, minding my own business, when I received a loud bounce. The other characters constantly look out for him and try to brighten his mood, but he tends to question their motives and express skepticism about their plans. By: Alyssa Flowers, Age 14 Description: This person has been lying for so long they are not sure why want to stop. I read the label on the front of it aloud. Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. By: Gracyn Eitel, Age 14 Description: A Look into my Mirror Genre: Dramatic. But hey, theres a rumor going around that when I get back, Im going to be the coolest kid in school! Hes so strong! A turning ladder made up of tiny intricate colors. And yes, its been hard, and extraordinarily frustrating, but I believe that we can do it, so lets go to it. All of a sudden, I started to hear Katherine scream and yell my name. You know we live in a two-bedroom apartment, yet you still decided to get pregnant. (Eats the chocolate) That WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER! I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. Dont think about me too much! See ya then! Third Place Winner By: Payton V.P., Green Bay, Wisconsin, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: Teen rejected by her guy finds comfort where least expectedfrom her mom. I was fully prepared to propose to you tonight. I see a couple of therapists, and Ive been prescribed all sorts of medications, but none of that is really helping. The night birds are singing and the cicadas are humming along. You know, just to ask them a few questions like wheres the nearest hardware store, oh and if Theo has any cameras at his house. (Picks up prop glasses) My first pair was rectangular and brown. (pause) Okay, this isnt going to go that way, is it? I remember her fingernails gently scratching my head as she scrubbed shampoo into my hair. Listen, ye squirrely would-be crookit dunnot work the way ya think. Not even GoodLife can save him. I was in heels after all. Theres this thing called emancipation. Possibly the only man who would be considered as my equal. I felt that old urge to check under my bed. Everyones asleep. Tinsel, remember when he made you clean Dashers stall after he got into that barrel of chocolate? Even though there are all of these scary things happening, all of these good things happen too. I am a social butterfly who has their own original personality and doesnt rely on books for happiness. Two sticks of gum. Welcome to my secret lair! Now, put your feet at right angles and spread them, bending your legs into a comfortable en garde position. Im probably the prettiest woman on the whole planet. Ok, kids. Still have questions? 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