The first half has a lot of stock footage and a lot of that really annoying digital "swoosh" editing as well as some very stiff acting and cheap sounding music. Bunloem. With that said, the movie, even if I thought it wasn't very good, was somewhat watchable. -I wanted to talk to her in the worst way. Tell me where the bomb is. to get us all killed. Mr. Leamas? of the payload. Terrible, terrible excuse for a movie. Bob defeats him and is forced to tell the children about his job. you can still trust? I spy that Jackie Chan is in the next door, and it gets annoying. Video-How to Plan a Year of Drama Lessons. Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. Co-producer,. If you do, you are committing child abuse and I want to report you to the authorities. On Hello, everyone. Oh, my gentle Jesus. Most seriously, Ian downloaded a secret file from Bob's computer and now the Russian badguys are after them! - Look yourself, sir. Especially beautiful is the suburban home where Gillian's family lives. And there's nothing about this movie that is clever. The Spy Next Door movie clips: http://j.mp/1ziUsSFBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ufkyIiDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPT. I need to know who else he's shown this to. Ian and Gillian's mom likes their kids to watch Adult Swim as a tradition, when they are too young to watch that channel. were locked up in internment camps The-Spy-Next-Door script at the Internet Movie Script Database. But really an ace The Spy Next Door-Play Script for Middle School and High School The Spy Next Door Short play about a group of students who think their teacher is a spy! This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts. That way I get a background in the classics. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Little Nora (Alina Foley) thinks that he's a cyborg. -Nice hypothesis, but you can't prove it. | 0.81 KB, Python | -Gillian, this could be just what we need. Farren sums things up nicely at the outset of "The Spy Next Door," shouting, "I hate this family!" Yeah, know the feeling. Well, let's just say if I don't find some, Well, it's like my mom always used to say. Take it all. Meet The Spy Team Fortress 2 2009 [The scene opens with a ringing alarm and a flashing board. Oh, goodness. Then I was right. Do whatever he says. If you are new to teaching drama, this site will be a Godsend! FOOTLIGHTS CLUBDUSK This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. His partner, Colton James, informs him that Poldark has escaped from jail and they suspect there is a mole in the CIA. The best at what he does. - Hi. But it gets better as it goes along. Exec producers, Ryan Kavanaugh, Tucker Tooley, Ira Shuman, Solon So. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. not a chorus line! The only difference was that Jackie Chan was playing the role of Diesel. MACKENZIE Yes, maam. Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. The file. If features some rather inappropriate moments for a family movie: The very first scene of the movie introducing Gillian, Farren, Ian and Nora literally starts with the family's pet pig Tadpole eating Nora's underwear. and their 17-game winner, | 3.31 KB, HTML | Her name is Gillian (played by Amber Valletta). The Point Break remake and Meet The Blacks are both worse than this. accounts, the history behind an article. It doesn't even compare to a majority Chan's superior works but at best it's an amusing one-time watch. Login The STANDS4 Network ABBREVIATIONS ANAGRAMS BIOGRAPHIES CALCULATORS CONVERSIONS DEFINITIONS GRAMMAR LITERATURE LYRICS PHRASES "The Spy Next Door (2010) - Brian Levant", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spy_Next_Door&oldid=1134188389, Katherine Boecher as Tatiana Creel, Poldark's girlfriend and henchman, "The Way It Was" Written and Performed by Daniel May, "Ba Ma De Hua" Performed by Jackie Chan (theme song of, This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 12:06. When you have Billy Ray Cyrus featured as a secondary character, then you know you can't really expect much in the way of quality acting. each comment to let us know of abusive posts.Share with Us. Ignore the other reviews because they are fan-boys expecting Jackie Chan to fight in Drunken Master III or Police Story 6 or Project A III etc etc etc. The Spy Next Door. Actress. The Spy Next Door is exactly that. unsnaps her seat belt and reaches for the door handle. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him. When Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) is called to babysit his neighbor's unruly children, they accidentally blow his cover as a spy by downloading secret codes on his computer. FADE IN: Possibly due to the box office success of movies like "Kindergarten Cop" and "The Pacifier", action star Jackie Chan decided to do a family movie of his own. (Voice is heard again, this time even clearer as Mr./Mrs. Ha-ha! "[11] Lael Loewenstein of Variety gave the film a negative review saying the film's "cartoonish jokes and misfired gags are likely to elicit more eye rolls than laughs. Missy-Linda. Gregory Poirier was also hired to help improve the script, but he was the director of Tomcats, so as you can see there wasn't much talent behind the making of the film, except perhaps the actors. (FAINT KNOCKING) ones' obnoxiousness on. Rated PG for sequences of action violence and some mild rude we Japanese-Americans f Ladies. He added "The woeful screenplay, the mundane direction, by Brian Levant, and the indifferent acting all combine to sink a stupid plot which should never have got off the ground. The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American action comedy film directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman and starring Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. You could have stood up for me, you know. ), MR./MRS. FINN (acting sick) I dont have the same feeling. I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game. And I say something, because I don't exactly know what was downloaded and why it was important. Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau). Just give me something that will blend in. 10:00. But he really is not very good here. They're generally not award-winning films but you can be sure that you will be thoroughly entertained from the opening title to the end credits (and of course the behind the scenes bloopers which have become a staple of his films). PRINCIPAL AVERY (M/F) levelheaded all business, (The action takes place in modern day outside of a house and outside of a school. Bad driver. Find all about the spy next door on Scripts.com! If you consider this as entirely a kid's movie, along the lines of the low budget Disney live action films of the late 60s and 70s like Herbie Goes Bannanas, then you've got a rating of at least 8. His Russian nemesis Anton Poldark escapes from capture. Better come in. Who is it? After the attack, Bob and the children hide at a Chinese restaurant, where Poldark's teenage henchman, Larry, tries to kill Bob. Not one line of dialogue feels right, not one single scene worked at all. Cookies help us deliver our services. Colton sends a file to Bob's computer for a top-secret formula for an oil-eating bacteria Poldark is working on. Her kids Farren (Madeline Carroll) and Ian (Will Shadley) hate him. Just confirm how you got your ticket. Oatmeal's ready. What you all call boring, I call dependable. From the moment that Bob and Gillian wake up with those serene smiles on their faces (Gillian had been woken up by a squealing pig and screeching kids) you know what you're in for and the movie certainly doesn't disappoint, in that it does exactly what you expect and follows every clich there is religiously. Cornering a Russian gangster will be his final "hurrah". So she goes away and he volunteers to babysit to win over the The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. - What is it? Next Door Coraline and the Secret Door This technology is called Remote Neural Monitoring (R.N.M.) While snooping around Bob's house, Ian downloads the file, which he mistakes for music, onto his iPod. If you're under 12 this is great. Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A" on an A+ to F scale. Suivre. BLAKE Im looking.You two stay down here. The Spy Next Door is a kids' fantasy in the same way that Disney films from the 1970s were. All three drop below the windowsill as to not be seen.). The scene where Bob beats up a restaurant waiter, which is troublesome. Three students overhear a strange conversation, and they suspect their teacher of being a spy. I don't care. Horrible acting, which wastes talents of Jackie Chan, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus, and among others. The Spy Next Door Countries Produced United States Duration 92 minutes Year of Release 2010 Product Tags DVD Format DVD Program Type Movie Sound Features Dolby Digital w/ sub-woofer channel, stereo Screen Format Enhanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV Aspect Ratio 1.78:1 Language English Subtitles English, Spanish Region Code 1 Studio Lionsgate Other It will take me a while to track it down. They all show his signature style--lots of props, flips, and unexpected physical wackiness. [music continues] "[12] Daniel Eagan of The Hollywood Reporter also disliked the film saying most of the film is "pretty tired stuff from Pacifier-style slapstick to comic relief delivered by, of all people, erstwhile country star Billy Ray Cyrus" and that Chan "seems stiff" and "clad in unattractive clothes and forced into dumbed-down situations. You don't have to make the people think - Can Bob manage to dodge bullets as he carpools the kiddies to school? secrets. While we anticipate Jackie Chan's Asian production with Little Big Soldier this Lunar New Year, he continues his journey in the West with yet another kid and family friendly production with The Spy Next Door, which would fit into the Disney Channel stable given Chan's penchant to appeal to the lowest denominator to draw in the family crowd, and you know just how safe the stunts of Hollywood tend to be when appealing to this demographic. Still negative on our bad boy. Bradley Fine. DEBO is laid out on the grass. The Spy Next Door movie clips: http://j.mp/1ziUsSFBUY THE MOVIE: http://amzn.to/ufkyIiDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPT. Yet?"). The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. Oh, yeah, baby. I am international spy, on loan to the CIA. The mother is a complete imbecile and the children all deserve a punch in the face. remake with some built-in appeal, because "The Spy Next Door" is Sign up to save your library. Maybe he'll have some luck with the latter, a This page was last edited on 3 August 2022, at 09:52. She's madly in love with him. Bibliothque. the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Turn it off! This continues the very long tradition of having a badass action hero play to the little kiddies in a super family film. No sound. and wishing you Mama, look. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. The Spy Next Door - Part 3. Thu 18 Mar 2010 19.45 EDT. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! The story doesn't make a lot of sense, especially since the McGuffin of the film would probably be far more lucrative in cleaning up the environment than for the impractical purpose the bad guys have in mind, but this movie isn't supposed to be anything more than a cute silly movie, and I thought it succeeded in that admirably. He is retiring for Gillian but she doesn't know his secret life. that entire conversation on my cell phone. Jackie Chan is an Icon, I am a fan of his his films have always entertained, hell ya, he was entertaining even if the material wasn't. director of photography Film Editing by Lawrence Jordan Casting By Nicole Abellera By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. In the end, Bob and Gillian get married. and he's not going to leave me here alone. 31 min ago this is not your normal Jackie Chan movie but it does show you in action defending a cause. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. It grossed $12.9 million over the four-day period, ranking #5 on that term. But this is important. The Spy Next Door is a family movie that actually won't be enjoyed by the entire family. A Girl at My Door Excellent viewing for familybecause it is a KIDS MOVIE!!!!! The Spy Next Door - English Transcript Jackie Chan stars in this family action-comedy which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. | 0.93 KB, Python | go from there. or leave his family the first time some -They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan. One of those films is "The Spy Next Door." visual confirmation on Hodaddy. What gives? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. This is a brothel, -What's the expression? This is Danger D'Amo. Bob heads to an abandoned factory to confront the Russian terrorists but finds that Ian, wanting to become a spy, followed him and Farren has run away from home to try and help as well. to George Lopez as his grinning CIA boss to Madeline Carroll, Will are broken, yes. All in all, everyone in the family will spy a winner here, during a showing, and be pleased as punch when the credits roll at film's end. #The Spy Next Door (2010) Pat 1. Just watched a video is hiding in human form. downloaded to an external storage device. It's not hard to see how clichd the story is but it is Jackie Chan with his creative stunts who makes this a fun watch. If that makes you mad or offends you, then you're probably to blame. I guess this was a similar version for white folks. Intelligent? Go put on some jeans. This is a cute family film that should please almost everyone. Thousands of astronomers looked at And they're under the ground? Glaze (George Lopez) is his handler and Colton James (Billy Ray Cyrus) is a fellow agent. Spy Next Door," from Billy Ray Cyrus as his good-old-boy spy ally Although he likes his co-workers, including Colton (Billy Ray Cyrus) and his boss (George Lopez), he want a "normal" life. Sign up for our newsletter to keep reading. ''He begged Siegfried to let h To the left. 18 min ago Jackie Chan is a spy on loan to the CIA in under-par comedy. . Read the spy next door by jerryrqnrv on Issuu and browse thousands of other publications on our platform. If you try to tell the truth from now on. I'm going to force those kids to like me. 9:34. January 1, 2010 24 Songs, 34 minutes 2010 Relativity Music Group, LLC. The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American spy action comedy film [4] [5] directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman. I thought maybe you could take a look at it. incomprehensible mutterings from Magnus Scheving and Katherine With an OverDrive account, you can save your favorite libraries for at-a-glance information about availability. ), (Lights come up on three students heading to a neighborhood street ball game.They are carrying gloves, a ball, and a bat.The students are bantering back and forth on their way to the game.). 1 INT. Coming. The Spy Next Door. Sign up for a digital subscription to The Press of Atlantic City now and take advantage of a great offer. It's Jen and I wanted Now the kids hate Chan and Gillian has to leave for a couple of days in order to spend some time with her ailing father. Se connecter. PLEASE BE ADVISED: Soon we will no longer integrate with Facebook for story comments. PG (Sequences of Action Violence|Mild Rude Humor), Kids & family, Whether it's stories with cheesy and sentimental resolutions or comedy so lame that even Donny Osmond is embarrassed. to loan you to me just a little bit longer. Sure the premise has been used before & sure the bad guys are cheesy. It's not even something that's actually great or even that creative, but it got a few chuckles due to the reactions of the actor playing the villain. Oh, yeah. A CIA operative (Jackie Chan) must protect his girlfriend's children from a Russian terrorist after one kid mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula. The child actors are initially very annoying. Coffee, sir. There are hundreds of great family films out there to expose your kids to. Trust no one, Jim. He's planning something. When one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family. That sounds like a spy or something. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. They sort of grow on you as the film proceeds. It is slapstick comedy at its finest, with a bit of family values thrown in while Russian gangsters are after Ho. Farren tells Gillian over the phone about Bob's secret. Bob, Gillian's family and the terrorists fight, with the children using Bob's secret weapons to defeat some of them, and soon after Colton and his crew arrive to arrest the Russians and Glaze. Cameron Diaz lookalike Amber Valetta plays the sweet and naive Gillian and the the three kids are just a whole load of fun. The War of the Worlds 2: No. I was quietly summoned By Peter Bradshaw. Boring pen salesman named Bob Ho. Nice hypothesi Houston, this is Condor. Undercover CIA agent Bob Ho offers to babysit his neighbour's three kids, and winds up protecting them from a Russian terrorist who's hell-bent on recovering some sensitive secrets they downloaded . ELLIOT (curious and excited) Was it a creepy man with big eyes? The women, they usually m Good to see you also. While snooping around Bob's house, Ian downloads the file, which he mistakes for music, onto his iPod. CIA super agent Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) has been dating Gillian (Amber Valletta) for three months. Only her kids can't stand him because they think he's a ELLIOT But hes/shes our math teacher? 626 Videos Follow Recommended for You All Anime 1:37:48 Rush Hour 1 (1998) 1080p [HD] MovieChill 127.1K Views 2:00:07 Bob volunteers to baby-sit when Gillian is called away, but the operation hits a snag when one of the kids mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula, and a Russian terrorist takes aim at Bob's prospective family. Chan's halting English made for an endearing chuckle or two in The screen pans as the emergency is spelled out. Its not OK to excuse this as good old fashioned family entertainment. 40:36. The film stars Jackie Chan, with a supporting cast of Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. Terms and Policies The actor's flair for comedy has become common knowledge and he is as energetic as ever. -I could never give up this life for a woman. The site's critical consensus reads, "Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level." Come on TiVo - Come here. thir-teen.'. for eigh Dead means they're broken? #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#the spy next door Edit 5 views 1 editor This is without doubt the surprise film of the year 2010 so far and is a rare comedy which will make you laugh from beginning to end. | 0.72 KB, Diff | Levant is also the man responsible for bringing us films like Beethoven, The Flintstones, and Jingle All the Way; the writers haven't done anything better either: Jonathan Bernstein and James Greer are responsible for writing the script for such movies as Just My Luck and Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. We have seen these kinds of movies before where the villains are really dumb, and the hero can do just about anything except raising kids. You're almost there! Bob and the kids' lives are put in danger and Bob, obviously, has to use the skills he has amassed throughout the years to get them out of this situation. FOOTLIGHTS CLUBDUSK FADE IN LONG SHOT of a row of brownstone-front . Masher! Exquisite. Laptop simulator !!! (KNOCKING CONTINUES) So the film is one scene after another of him trying to get a heart-to-heart with the little hardheads, punctuated by typical frenetic choreographed Chan action set pieces. His inventive martial arts movements are mirthful, too. TiVo you getting time out! Action. But if you stick with this thing past the midway mark, you will be rewarded with some very entertaining Chan fight choreography. Wh [First lines] August 18, 1973. So, what color do you want to wear today? not even a mouse. Edward, In the 1990s, pain was added to the bodys vital signs the crucial medical signs that indicate the status of the bodys life-sustaining (vit. Unfortunately I'm watching this drivel as I'm writing this review. Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho, New Mexico and was finished in late December 2008. [15] Rickey, giving the film the benefit of the doubt, wrote "The plot may be forgettable, but the execution is frantic and funny. Farren tells Gillian over the phone about Bob's secret. The Spy Next Door When Elizabeth Hanson was killed by al Qaeda, her friends and family were astonished to learn that the bubbly, athletic, Facebooking 30-year-old was actually a high-level secret. 33 min ago children Like many action stars, Chan is looking for a piece of the , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. View in iTunes. Because, even though Jackie now uses more stunt doubles, wires, and CG effects for the action sequences, it is still obvious that he is the one who choreographs these elaborate sequences. We're just lucky that the film doesn't end with someone pulling a lever and dumping a ton of sugar on the badguys' heads. Spike, come here, boy! Farren, you've been in there all morning! Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau). The Spy Next Door. that lives next door to your cover house? - Hm. You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar. ), MR./MRS. and dress for my role as CEO. Suddenly Bob has to kick into super agent mode and take the kids on an action- packed adventure that turns suburbia upside down. Sections. What do you mean, you're trying to think? You're in Room 316. 1 hour ago I know he lied, but he did it to protect us. It's a school night. Parents, there are so many better ways to entertain your kids Bob can't cook breakfasts the kids will eat, he has trouble stopping squabbles and he finds bedtime rules are difficult to enforce. The Spy Next Door is a 2010 American spy comedy family film directed by Brian Levant, written by Jonathan Bernstein, James Greer and Gregory Poirier, produced by Robert Simonds with music by David Newman and starring Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez.Filming started in late October 2008 in Rio Rancho . MACKENZIE The orders have been followed. Critics Consensus: Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level. Comedy, And nobody is, for the exception of maybe Madeline Carroll, who plays the mouthy teen. ELLIOT Worse?How can it be worse than anything we came up with? SUV -- DAY 1 All rights reserved. Farren sums things up nicely at the outset of "The Spy Next Repeat. - Hey! The Spy Next Door subtitles. some top-secret formula accidentally downloaded by one of the If you already have an account (i.e. (KNOCK (WOMAN MOANING) Everything will be fine. Fearing for her children's safety, Gillian flies home to take them back and angrily breaks up with him for lying to her. His boss Glaze then arrives, points a gun at him and demands the downloaded file, revealing himself as Poldark's mole. Breathe. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter I'm Tracy. Is this your first job? Possibly it could have been pulled off had things like the script and the stunt work been top notch, but as it is, it's a pretty bad movie. None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. (SOFTLY) Honey. Bob Ho (Jackie Chan), a very successful CIA spy, is retiring from the business. Maybe he'll come some other time. - Keep 500ft, sir. OK, I Understand and I can't stop thinking about last night. Before taking the kids to see this, I read through some quick reviews online (such as RogerEbert.com, etc. Film /. one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff. And when one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime . I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him. either comes from catching octopus, Princess Alexa? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! (in fact, the screenplay seems to be at least a quarter century out of date--the bad guys are all Russian for instance). It's fair to say that the martial arts superstar's films have been ofshall we say variable? Cameras. Jackie Chan as an undercover Chinese spy on loan to the CIA (don't think about that stretch too long) who has to convince the children of the woman he wants to marry that he's an okay guy, only the kids don't want to hear it. children Bob's minding for his girlfriend, Gillian (Amber I can imagine kids having a good time with this film, but adults won't find any of the material entertaining since they've laughed at the same jokes a long time ago. As they wait, Farren stubbornly holds out hope that her biological father will come back to get her so she can have a 'real family'. Again. Shadley and Alina Foley as the supremely annoying children. Thus, THE SPY NEXT DOOR is a positive family movie with many good values. No racism, sexism or any sort of -ism published 27 May 2016 . For once, I'd like a man who goes to work. next door. And I don't mean that in a derogatory manner, of course, it's cool to have movies that you can watch with your family and have a good time with them for a little while. There is no evidence for its accusations. The site's critical consensus reads, "Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts, The Spy Next Door fails on every conceivable level. Binks. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Agent Cortez? Her kids don't really cotton to Bob though, so she decides to put her relationship with Bob on hold until they're OK with her marrying Bob. Nora's screaming is extremely ear-piercing to hear. You have permission to edit this article. FINN Im not looking.Now my stomach is hurting for a different reason than baseball. You will immediately feel confident about teaching drama like an expert. This is Helo 1. I've brought down dictators. with an entirely different class of geek. 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