The teacher's clearly falling short. BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. Look what you've done, you stupid woman. You should stay out of trouble, . DOCTOR We're not rich. What've you done with his fingie? No excuse, Bruce. A baby, Mrs Wormwood. CHILDREN People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. MRS WORMWOOD DOCTOR [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. . Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? Alice has some solo lines, so. In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. Didn't we? Just get on your feet, Jenny. MATILDA Absolutely, sir! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Please. MR WORMWOOD Music Theater. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. And even if you could, BIG KIDS Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach JR. A delightfully offbeat adaptation of the classic Roald Dahl adventure, a boy and his insect friends take an amazing journey across the ocean. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! Crime and Punishment . said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. . MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. Nine times two is eighteen. . Stop! The boy's a looney. NIGEL, TOMMY MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. That love and fate and a touch of stupidity MATILDA Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. to the rules. KATE KENRICK. Theater Quotes. A few! MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. Or even two, Bruce, Don't be pathetic! And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. Matilda JR . We never thought it was possible, Yes. That was Miss Honey. You are guilty, because you are a fiend. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. . Not the end of your nose. It was the worst of times. Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! No, it's fine. WOMAN: Well, take another! Cat in the Hat! Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. . The sooner you're locked up in that school, the better. I think in effect, Oh, did I not mention? If you want to throw the hammer for your country. Look at mummy. You listen here, my dear, Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. Amanda, Alice, Hortensia, Eric, Nigel, Tommy. MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. Your hair! CHILDREN Thank you for suggesting it. Yeah, they do. . She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. MR WORMWOOD [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] Matilda? Dosvedoo-dah. MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. by using this site, you agree to our cookies policy | terms and conditions | privacy policy. MISS TRUNCHBULL It's just a story. MATILDA Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet, and roared in appreciation! Are you going to tell me a story or not? MISS TRUNCHBULL SAM LATHWOOD. They're individual! . BIG KID [BEN] . BIG KID [BEN] Oh . It's your fault. Your old man is going to work. Quite a long way, I think. Not a jot! ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MRS PHELPS 2. You missed it. MRS PHELPS enters. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical JR. 60-Minute Broadway Junior Version. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. Vocal range bottom: C4. MR WORMWOOD exits. You gotta be loud! My daddy says I'm his special little . . One look at my face and it's plain to see. READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. Oh, it's nothing like that. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? A boy with no fingie? Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical. Every life is a miracle! Matilda's teacher? MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. And . A weakling? Ten times two is twenty. . . MISS HONEY A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. I don't know. [She flicks the screens off again.] Standing outside the principal's office like a little girl. AMANDA I am a princess! Stop being pathetic, Jenny. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE The Birthday table is wheeled back in by other children. With an owchie . alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. They embrace and exit out the back of the stage. Matilda! FRECKLES THE MUSICAL, Fran Eddy, Triple Dare Productions, 2019 CATCH, Amy, Border Point Films, 2015 ALICE AND LEWIS, Alice Liddell, Behind The Door Productions, 2018 This is the worst day of my life! He's part Italian, you know. But I didn't . Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. You have to stay inside the circle . You CHILDREN MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. You can be all cynical, I can be a soldier. DOCTOR and CHILDREN queens! You are a crook. Did you hear what he said? MISS TRUNCHBULL Join the StageAgent community to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Miracle! Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. Look at that! Antibiotics, or . . Just because you find that life's not fair, it BIG KIDS and CHILDREN Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. But learning a language is over the top . MISS HONEY COMPANY Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! In . BIG KIDS We must find out how it ends. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. I've got a whole house to look after! MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA And therefore, she is guilty! . MRS PHELPS What? MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. She starts the video screens playing again. Can be played by a male or female. BIG KID [BEN] Matilda The Musical (Original, Musical, Broadway) opened in New York City Apr 11, 2013 and played through Jan 1, 2017. . Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. You're going to hug all the air out of me. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. You I think I'm gonna keep this on. Come on! Yeah! I'm in the zone, doll! If you sit around and let them get on top, you Subscribe Musical Quotes. Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. 7.1. Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. Rudolpho is a supporting character featured in Matilda the Musical. MAN: Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. Not dressed in hospital cotton, as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. MRS PHELPS And yet, every single life, MR WORMWOOD Maybe. MATILDA But unless you want to suffer, listen up You gotta be loud! Me, me, me, me. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". MRS WORMWOOD You have just made a very big mistake. MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. Why would you want green hair? Smile for mother! . Yes, sir. MRS WORMWOOD have you read a whole book? . MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. Not yet, anyway. Strong singer and dancer. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". But here it is, coming true: New York, NY, Linda Ray MATILDA AMANDA and ERIC Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. MISS HONEY Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. I always compete, doctor. . I'll tell you when you are full. You have to force the little squits to toe the line! What? This miracle . . LAVENDER Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Kim . CHILDREN 1 Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. That's exactly what you've done. It's . Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. . MISS HONEY Five times two is ten. Back. Matilda, you are so smart. Miracle! MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. DOCTOR That didn't happen. Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. It gives me a warm glow in my lower intestine. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. "Bambinatum est magitum." MATILDA A 1950s housewife living with her husband in a utopian experimental community begins to worry that his glamorous company could be hiding disturbing secrets. Stand up and be proud! More than one. MR WORMWOOD and MICHAEL exit. Past Lavender. Well done, Bogtrotter. (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. I might have known. I think we'd better leave it there, Nigel. Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, We have everything . Please! MATILDA Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! Ah-ah-aah-ah. I love books. You Two times two is four. Alice. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. It's just that they want that child so very much. I am off to bleach my roots . Oh, yes. . National Green Hair Day! Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. DOCTOR her knickers stayed stuck to the seat! I am a princess, And I am a prince. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. I'm the best! Now, the secret to my success in business is . Bye-bye, sir. You cannot see squat . Even if you're little, you can do a lot. A member of the mafia! COUPLE 4 Hmm. Mum, would you like to hear a story? Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. And so you think you're A-ble Her mind? A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. What? Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. Yes. the Acrobat's sister. See you tomorrow! No! The most common thing in life is life . What am I? At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. You could have heard a fly burp. Each has important lines and solos, and some have featured dance moments as well. Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? Don't take me to Chokey! And what sort of teacher would I be These powerful quotes from roald dahl s matilda are guaranteed to light a fire in your belly. Loud, loud, loud, loud! She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. It was the biggest burp I had ever done. No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. BRUCE And I am a prince. MRS WORMWOOD I think they just fit. You gotta be loud! . MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. google_color_text="5F6A72"; Let me tell you something, son. Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. Just knock on the door. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. There's, erm . [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Stupid, nasty, stinking, slimy . A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! 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